Godzilla, King Of Gematria

Maybe it would be better to call it Gameratria. Gamera being a giant lizard of Japanese origin like Godzilla. Attu the Wonder Turtle and Gamera being drinking buddies and all. Godzilla is way cooler though and he is the King of the Monsters. No need to pollute his sterling reputation as a total bad ass and bring up his sordid history of holding Gamera's head up as he puked in the toilet after a post Attu drinking binge. Or is it too late for that


Er....back to work.


So we can now do gematria on partial names now, eh? Oh really? Can you possibly do anything different to further trivialize your system more, or is it all out in the open? Have you run out of bad ideas yet?


If you weren't here yesterday, General McMaster was called "Mc". Period. Attu letter....sorry, a two letter portion of his last name. So for the sake of thoroughness I checked to see if I could find a reference to that being a common nickname for McMaster. Of course not. I'll let Dan work on that one more. (H.R. "Mc" McMaster- The Mc-The Mick -Kaitlin Olson - Mary Kate Olsen - Olsen TWINS.!). I did try to keep true to the use of two letters before I got peckish and went on my food tangerine....er....tangent.


But now let's further trivialize the partial word concept. The next step is to go for just a single letter. There are options.


Let's get John DeLancie, Michael Moriarty and several James Bond costars out of the way first. The capital letter Q equals 33 in Franc Baconis, an elision (cipher) created somewhere around April this year since there weren't enough bullshit numbers available in the 476,210,286,115 other elisions available. If the goal is to reach your favorite two digit number of 33, cut your work in half. Use one letter instead of two. There is a movie about a flying lizard called Q (short for Quetzalcoatl, I trust the makers use of the abbreviation is obvious). I like the movie, but it is rather forgettable. But it does equal 33. So the masons must have something to do with it. Q is a recurring nemesis in Star Trek, TNG portrayed by John De Lancie. Ultra powerful but more of a cosmic irritant at times than a nemesis. The irritant part reminds me of gematria. The ultra powerful part, not so much. In bond movies Q is the Quartermaster that is the helper of Bond by dispensing nifty gizmos that 007 (which certainly must equal 33 by spelling it out, using prime number lists or sum of divisors over the 309,173,873,188,204,177 elisons available) uses to get out if jams and in general look super cool and spyey (real word.). The helpful part of Q in Bond reminds me of nothing in gematria. But 33. So there you go.


If you want to use an older elision instead of the bastard offspring, go with capital G in Francis Bacon. The Q and G are related through Godzilla. Really. I can prove it! Our flying reptile in Quetzalcoatl, Rodan. Godzilla's designated driver.


Talking about Godzilla allows me to dodge theistic matters since that's what I use Attu the Wonder Turtle for. And I'm not even going to mention him in this post as he's sleeping off his hangover. So even though God could be lopped off and just called "G" there is a precedent for Godzilla. Look it up. There's even a biography calling him The Big G, Japans' most famous Mon-Star.


G=33. Godzilla is 33. The Masonic Monster. Gamera has a capital G. Mason. Battlestar Galactica starring Lorne Greene. Double G. Gigi. Double G. Or more like G and a half. Google is a G and a half. Bobby Gorem from Law and Order. Policeman. Must be a mason. Geoffrey Giraffe. Gigi Giraffe.


The idea of using part of a name yells out, I'M A MAD SCIENTIST WITHOUT A TESLA COIL AND I HAVEN'T WRITTEN ANYTHING NEW ABOUT 33 IN AGES SO I'M JUST GOING TO MAKE SOME SHIT UP!