I'll go into Dan's Mindless Freaks blog form of insanity for my newer readers in a more detailed upcoming post. I'll cut the background story short here to get to the broader topic - contractions and grammar.
Dan likes to think that negative criticism is some kind of NIPTUCK sign that he is supposed to play Nancy Drool and look for clues. So when this time some mentioned "Your an idiot" he couldn't help but fire back at what a dumb ass this person was for his bad grammar. It should be "You're an idiot." And he mentions his grammar isn't perfect, but even he knows that's wrong.
I admit that I haven't seen him make that one. But awfully close. Dan consistently mishandles possessives' apostrophes. Same post "his parents anniversary." Title of the next post, "Astro's beat Blue Jays..." despite screenshotting the headline showing "Astros beat Blue Jays.". And let us never forget the often repeated, "Boy ate by an alligator."
Now let me try to figure out your argument. You've admitted to and proven that your grammar isn't perfect. Neither is mine, if that makes you feel better. You've also proven in this case you know the correct grammar. And you did numerology on the incorrect grammar.
Is that right? Do you really think that the powers that be created contractions and orchestrated this tiny event to make you realize they must be Jesuits? That's what your response indicates. All the times that contractions are used correctly, and this time it's not it...MEANS something? You must be pretty important. Maybe YOU should run for President.
Maybe you should have done the gematria on the corrected version. You're an idiot. Maybe the right way is to correct it to the expanded form. You are an idiot.
Or maybe contractions were created for some bigger plan and you should have just accepted it at face value. You're an idiot because you're doing gematria which is completely useless.
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