Gematria Debunked By Doing Bull****!

Not just the inherent, utter stupidity, but literally by doing Gematria on 'bull****'. Let's put another tally mark in the column of Things Done That Weren't Terribly Well Thought Out Before Doing Them.


On July 12th Dan reported on the Chris Paul trade in his Mindless Freaks blog. He was lured into this by the headline, which specifically mentioned Paul's thoughts about an aspect of the trade being 'bullshit'. Or at least that's inferred because the news service does not allow naughty words before 11pm and spelled it out 'bull****' in the headline.


Yeah, he did the numerology exactly as it appeared in the article. But now in addition to the NIPTUCKs having to rig every play of every sporting event they have to rig naughty words in post game press conferences and any time an athlete makes the news. It could have been 'bulls**t'. How about 'bullsh*t' if the reporter is feeling really frisky and wants to sneak that by the editors? Maybe '********' if he's scared to death of his editor and fears loss of his job? Or he hates his job and doesn't give a f**k, thinks his boss is a c***s***** and spells it out, 'bullshit?'


Hard to imagine exactly what the nearly infinitely powered entities intended when spoken words get transcribed into writing if you have to worry about how many *s you need to substitute.


I use the word jackwipe a lot. As far as I know I'm the only person it does. I bypass more common words I substitute it for. By context you can tell I mean 'asshole'. Or A**hole. Or A****le. Whatever. If someone wants to complain about my blog, do the NIPTUCKs expect full disclosure, or is it naughty enough that the right gematria is for j***wipes? In the same vein, Hubbard posted a long, heart warming story a bit ago about the difference between a 'nigger' and a 'nigga'. Thought better of it and took it down within hours. My interpretation was justification of doing gematria on 'nigger' which he has done before. Probably didn't want any more trouble with Google censorship. But think about the problems for gematria users if they get to define what's offensive and do the numerology on their own personal asterisking. I personally am offended by the capital F. Because I have completely lost the ability to write a cursive F longhand.


I think the nearly infinitely powered though utterly confusing super beings have better things to do than monitor this asterisk bull****. There are dunks to be missed so the half time score is 59-58 that means FREEMASONRY to be rigged. Green Bay needs to score 44 points sometime because they are in Wisconsin. Other really important stuff going on.


And if you don't agree with me, then you're a poopyhead. Er...p***yhead.