The Cherry Pi Remains Pure

Updated 6pm to reflect missing step in equation.


Now I could throw the white flag out and give up, but I have standards. I'm not hinting that I'm accepting that 22/7=Pi is any way accurate. On the contrary. The standard is that despite that this constant abuse of Pi I refuse to make it part of the monthly awards. It's too common a factual error put out in the blogs - the main post and the comments. It's like the keystone of the entire gematria world; a holy relic. They're even starting to quote dates like date of celebrity birthdate in relation to Pi days. <sigh>.


Now that the sanctity of the monthly awards is saved I do get to address the latest offense with an entire post if it's own. That offense being that 44 also relates to Pi. This by a commented on a video, and totally expectedly not challenged by anyone saying that they've made a bit too big of a stretch to be acceptable.


44 means Pi because 44/14 =3.14.


Now we turn our attention to our cavemen pattern recognition friends Gromk and Durp. Gromk is the smart one. He's the one that recognizes that although tigers and gazelles both have four legs that tigers are significantly more dangerous. Durp doesn't. Durp in many ways is like Kenny from South Park. He will get killed off in many examples here, only to return to be killed again.


Gromk is one of the ancestors of the Sesame Tweet Pi monster. Think about it. The speech patterns are so close after millennia of evolution. Pi good! Yum yum yum yum burp! Durp will eat any Pi including ones made by poisonous berries. Ohmigod! The Pi killed Durp! You bastards!


It doesn't takes a huge amount of pattern recognition skill to see that 44/14 is 22x2/7x2. It goes beyond the next illogical extension that any even multiple of 22 now relates to Pi. As an irrational number Pi by definition cannot be expressed by fractional whole numbers. So if you're throwing actual Pi out the window *ANY* number can be equal to what 22/7 equals:


23 / (value) = 22/7
solve for (value)
multiply both sides by (value)
23= (22/7)x(value)
divide both by 22/7
23/(22/7) = (value)
23/3.14285 = (value)


So poisonous Pi = 23/3.14285 =7.31818. So 23 relates to Pi. Substitute anything including numbers that aren't whole numbers for 23 in the equation. Anything equals Pi.


As I was posting this I did realize a couple if things. This explains why cherry Pi is so expensive at a Non-Whole Foods store. And it explains why Reverend Dim Jones chose cherry Koolaid for his cult suicide. His ancestry can be traced to Durp.