Monday, May 29, 2017

SlipNot Gematria - The Killing Words

Let's talk about words instead if numbers again. For novices to the topic a quick reminder is in order.


Somebody or something has "coded" values into the words we use. I'm going to call these entities NIPTUCKs, Nearly Infinitely Powered Though Utterly Confusing Knuckleheads so as not to have to distinguish between people, some supreme cosmic force or combination thereof. And the added benefit of justifying the acronym makers on my payroll.


In their utter lack of clarity nobody has mentioned what, if any, words or combination of words NIPTUCKs created can be used o not used. So looking at the bulk of numerology done it seems to be that single words or short phrases are more common. Explosion. Murder. Dishonesty. Jesus. Jesus Christ. Suicide bomber. It's awfully infrequent (never) that something far more individualized is reported on, such as "Billy Drago overdosed on prescription sleeping medication" turns out to be exactly the date and time of his death. If it did then they would be IPTUCKs, infinitely powered.


So the NIPTUCKs have saddled us with this ridiculous and confusing language and even more ridiculous numbering system they created, maybe since the dawn of time, that they accidentally or purposefully leaked to a group of particularly annoying conspiracy theorists that includes some very short and common words. One grunt for yes, two for no wasn't sufficient.


Now gematria reporting loves headlines. So I offer a perfectly believable headline. It may actually have already happened. Doesn't matter. The mere existence if the wording is a huge gap in gematria theory that the NIPTUCKs haven't enlightened anybody on what has numerical value and what doesn't.


Our background begins with a couple that adopts a pit bull that had previously been used in dog fighting. One night the dog turns on the couple, mails and kills the man, but not the woman. She escapes without a scratch. The headline reports on the incident, using what the animal control officer said.


The dog clearly liked her but not him. Now you can substitute names if you like. Make them a same sex couple if that floats your boat. Whatever helps you sleep at night. The gematria of that headline is the same. Now, substitute him and her in the sentence. Or the names you chose. The gematria remains the same, and the meaning is the opposite. And relative to the background story just dead wrong. Especially dead for him, and the fog who was surely euthanized afterwards.


Analyzing the headline and the contradiction therein shows the two most obvious words are but and not as the problem. So, did the NIPTUCKs have a bad day and let these words slip into our language? Are we just supposed to know that they can't be used? If somebody composes a song, "Not Today" is it supposed to have a Gematria warning label on it? Not, but, him, her and the are all in the top 100 most common words in the English language.


My best explanation for a rational explanation is that some NIPTUCK had a really bad day and later as part of the cover up they created the band Slipknot, who eventually recorded
Gematria, The Killing Name" as an admission they let the word "not" slip through the cracks.




Or it could just be that Gematria is bullshit and amidst the contradictory word pairs and other language inconsistencies recorded here show that they are simply words with no inherent numerical meaning.

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