Different Ways To Misstate Pi/227

I've seen or heard these different misrepresentations of Pi in Gematria blogs and videos.


22/7 is Pi. 22/7=3.14
22/7 represents Pi because it's 3.14, etc...
22/7 is accurate to Pi within xxxx %


And after what could be called some progress (those statements are arranged chronologically by date of posting) this week Hubbard throws out this:




22/7 is THE CLOSEST approximation of Pi.


Aaaaaaarrrrgh!


Lotsa fractions are closer. Like 31415926535/10000000000


What you mean is 22/7 is the closest approximation of Pi I can use because after that the numerator and denominator get too big for me to fudge into being Pi since I have to keep repeating because circular, or rather, nearly circular, things appear on a daily basis like my damfil* circular logic.


That logic in this particular case was that the secret powers decided to make twenty bones in the skull and seven orifices. Which I right..for an adult. Babies are born with 44 bones and then they fuse together into 22. They couldn't see fit to make it 31415 bones in the entire body, or even have everyone be born with a birthmark that under microscopic examination says, "227 is Pi. Remember that, it will be important later."


I am still willing to compromise on this. Produce a meaningful connection to 355113** and you win. I'm safe because you can't do it.


*It has been awhile. Dumb Ass Mindless Freaks Idiot Logic


**355/113= 3.1415929. Next close fractional approximation has five digits each in the numerator and denominator.


Maybe some day the message will go out and like flat earth the flunkies will be told to "Don't be a Pi retard". That's pretty unlikely since you can't go anywhere without finding circles.