Thank you Sunny Peaches 77 for the opportunity to bring up a subject I've been holding in reserve.
I saw your vid and it's fairly obvious this is an introduction. Your story...
Let's start with the title which includes (her caps) the word HIStory. Oh, you tease. Since I didn't have a Pi reference to make some puns about peach cobbler, I should have guessed you would not explain the meaning of the caps. Maybe next time.
Things were going OK. You did fine throwing in some big sciency words and phrases (paradigm, assimilation theory). The f-bombs were cute and down-to-earthy. Not unexpected since they are seven letters.
I am curious as to why you spend more time looking slightly up and to the right instead of directly at the camera. At minimum it's rude. At worst, not reading directly from a script, but likely outlined with bullet points.
Oh gosh. You admit that you studied sports and the Bible. Gee, I don't think any gematria aficionado has ever used those before.
I get that your a "7" from your explanation. A lot more about this later. Straight from this video.
1). Your real last name does not have seven letters.
2). You start explaining how you don't need to total values up, a lot can be explained by the number of letters.*
. A). Donald Trump is connected to 88, neither of which has eight letters.
. B). You say bombings, then switch to bomber to explain 66. Common trick.
. C). You explain your peaches handle was chosen on purpose because peaches is 7 letters. You misspell it PEACHS, six letters. Kinda get the feeling if it was really that important to you, you would have gotten it right.
What a cute touch how you got so overwhelmed you had to take a break. Maybe next time change your hair slightly, or come back holding a glass of water. Anything to make like you might not have just turned the camera off and right back on. That's minor. I'm more worried about someone who projects this concern for me...wants to live my own reality...is worried if I can handle the mind numbing truth...has more videos, Instagram, and Twitter and wants me to send her $10 with the PayPal account info tacked on. You could save everybody $10 but just hitting them with the bottom line....yeah, pretty much everything is just one big, interconnected number, so don't worry about stuff.
If nothing else I have been consistent with pounding home the point that it's painfully easy to reduce everything o two, sometimes three (with cheating) digits. And now you expect me to believe that one digit is enough? Sports, Bible, movies and TV. Try to not find matches. Names, all words down to a single digit? I have a seven letter word for you Ms. 7. Dumbass.
Months ago I researched the history of numerology. Originally everyone had their life number, a single digit from 1-9. I can only speculate how it evolved into the current form, but I have a darn good guess.
Numerologist: You're a 7
Rational Person: Oh really, me and hundreds of of millions of other people?
N: Um...yes
RP: Bullshit. Give me back my $10.
Not willing to give up on the con, a new advancement was discovered. Two digits. Still lots of matches. You always have those sports and film data sets to fall back on. But the RPs were still a bit skeptical. Three digit matches started to be the cool thing. The RPs were, at times, suitably impressed. But the actual matches were not happening. Until they found a way to change every number into any other number. Always downgrading the size. Big to small. I'm not going over any, much less all, of them again here. You're welcome.
So you say you exceled in math. Me too. And my real math hasn't detected even a sniff of credibility to your methods.
I've burned up a lot of my plan minutes on this. Send me $10 and all will be forgiven.
*. Uri Geller, who finally admitted he wasn't really psychic tried to impress everyone by matching up the number 11 with 9/11/2001. Skepdic.com does a fine job of explaining how it doesn't work. And that's a two digit number.
Dedicated to exposing the conspiracy grifters that practice the not even high enough on the crank food chain to qualify as "pseudoscience" of gematria. GEMATRIA DECODING =135 COGNITIVE BIAS = 135
Saturday, April 29, 2017
Bonus Pun- The Beach Boys
The origin of the Beach Boys
While at the farmer's market looking for avocados the soon to be lead singer was dumped by his girlfriend because she thought he was a "square". He told her he thought that made him special since it's the only non-circular geometric shape that has angles totaling 360 degrees. She not so politely informed him that all four sides geometric shapes have 360 degrees. Devastated, he went home and wrote, Help Me Rhombus.
And the rest is history.
While at the farmer's market looking for avocados the soon to be lead singer was dumped by his girlfriend because she thought he was a "square". He told her he thought that made him special since it's the only non-circular geometric shape that has angles totaling 360 degrees. She not so politely informed him that all four sides geometric shapes have 360 degrees. Devastated, he went home and wrote, Help Me Rhombus.
And the rest is history.
The Gematrinator Takes A Stab At Explaining Pi
That is one mighty impressive handle ya got there. And this video seems to be an introductory level course, so it must be important to the way things are done. You must be an expert.
Popcorn. Check. Diet soda, check. Dog freshly peed out, check. TV on for background noise. Check.
Ok teach, let's get rolling.
Whoa....first question. You pronounce your name like Guh-mah-tri-nay-tour. Your list of references mentions you are a frequent contributor to Hubbard's radio show which you both pronounce as Jeh-may-tree-ah Ef-ect. Two experts and you can't reach an agreement on how to pronounce Gematria? Oh, it's how it's spelled that matters. I'm satisfied, move on.
Ok. List of various liars. Media, NASA? Hmmm....sounds like flat Earth coming up. This should be good.
My buddy Pi after just a couple of minutes. Fire away....Alrighty. Pi is the foundation that links geometry with Gematria because of circles.
Whoa...<raises hand>. Ya'll tellin' me that English wording is founded in what's represented by a letter of the *Greek* alphabet? An alphabet with 24 letters instead if 26?And the syllabus of topics covered in the intro mentions translations of the Bible, also not written in English originally? Just so we're clear on that point. Ok, that makes all kinds of fucking sense.
Finally instead of 'equal to' or 'representing Pi' someone acknowledges that 22/7 is not exactly equal to Pi. Accurate to about 1/1000 of a %. That explains a lot. NASA has been using the wrong value of Pi all along. Fucks up rocket trajectories over long distances. Maybe they landed on some undiscovered planet, or more likely the moon of some planet.
ALT 227 is the code to use to bring up the Pi character on the computer. <raises hand>. Ummm...doesn't that depend on what platform/operating system/software you use? If these people have been controlling things for ages how did they let these rebels let ALT 227 be something else? Got it. Rocket trajectory fucked up by using wrong computer system.
Now we're making progress. Circles in the lecture. And squares. A square is the only geometric shape other than the circle that has 360 degrees. The sum of the angles, 90x4 Um.....<timidly raises hand>....I thought ANY four sided figure summed up to 360 degree?
Oh screw this. I'll get around to digesting more of this video later, but I've had enough for now. Although I have some satisfaction seeing that Pi does not equal 22/7 this video still is damned by it's use of 22/7 as an OFFICE Oh Fuckety Fuck It's Close Enough. There are lots of practical applications that require accuracy better than 1/1000 of a percent. Machining of prevision tools...don't want it to shake itself apart because things didn't fit right. Radiometry, space travel. All science and math related to these.
You can't keep deciding when you can invoke real math and science to make your case sound cool and deny it later. And don't even begin to think of trying that media cover up angle on me for this next bit. I've seen Dan and Zach use Wikipedia in their blog and videos. (And it's not just Wiki, this is "out there" on other sites).
Pi is an irrational number. By definition it CANNOT be expressed by any fractional whole number equivalent. Pi expressed to a couple hundred decimal places is needed at times. Rarely, sure, but sometimes three decimal places is nowhere near close enough. Pi involves the concept of infinity..a multi sided shape with an infinite number if sides is a circle. If you are invoking Pi you are ostensibly accepting the concept of infinity. And a two or three digit number compared to infinity is nowhere, no how, no way "close enough."
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I researched the reason ALT 227 is sometimes used for Pi. It's the Goddamn Girl Scouts. When they where first looking into cornering the avocado market they had just purchased an Apple Computer. They initially intended to make little fruit pies, but that was a copyright of the Falk family. Using their vast resources they placed key people in positions of power to create Ritz crackers. The computer was so ok it could only handle five decimal places. The typically circular pie crust was a little bit off as it was based on 22/7, rounded. So instead of a true fruit pie they got a.....
.....
.....
wait for it......
.......
.....
punch line coming up.....
.......
.....
A mock Apple Pi.
Popcorn. Check. Diet soda, check. Dog freshly peed out, check. TV on for background noise. Check.
Ok teach, let's get rolling.
Whoa....first question. You pronounce your name like Guh-mah-tri-nay-tour. Your list of references mentions you are a frequent contributor to Hubbard's radio show which you both pronounce as Jeh-may-tree-ah Ef-ect. Two experts and you can't reach an agreement on how to pronounce Gematria? Oh, it's how it's spelled that matters. I'm satisfied, move on.
Ok. List of various liars. Media, NASA? Hmmm....sounds like flat Earth coming up. This should be good.
My buddy Pi after just a couple of minutes. Fire away....Alrighty. Pi is the foundation that links geometry with Gematria because of circles.
Whoa...<raises hand>. Ya'll tellin' me that English wording is founded in what's represented by a letter of the *Greek* alphabet? An alphabet with 24 letters instead if 26?And the syllabus of topics covered in the intro mentions translations of the Bible, also not written in English originally? Just so we're clear on that point. Ok, that makes all kinds of fucking sense.
Finally instead of 'equal to' or 'representing Pi' someone acknowledges that 22/7 is not exactly equal to Pi. Accurate to about 1/1000 of a %. That explains a lot. NASA has been using the wrong value of Pi all along. Fucks up rocket trajectories over long distances. Maybe they landed on some undiscovered planet, or more likely the moon of some planet.
ALT 227 is the code to use to bring up the Pi character on the computer. <raises hand>. Ummm...doesn't that depend on what platform/operating system/software you use? If these people have been controlling things for ages how did they let these rebels let ALT 227 be something else? Got it. Rocket trajectory fucked up by using wrong computer system.
Now we're making progress. Circles in the lecture. And squares. A square is the only geometric shape other than the circle that has 360 degrees. The sum of the angles, 90x4 Um.....<timidly raises hand>....I thought ANY four sided figure summed up to 360 degree?
Oh screw this. I'll get around to digesting more of this video later, but I've had enough for now. Although I have some satisfaction seeing that Pi does not equal 22/7 this video still is damned by it's use of 22/7 as an OFFICE Oh Fuckety Fuck It's Close Enough. There are lots of practical applications that require accuracy better than 1/1000 of a percent. Machining of prevision tools...don't want it to shake itself apart because things didn't fit right. Radiometry, space travel. All science and math related to these.
You can't keep deciding when you can invoke real math and science to make your case sound cool and deny it later. And don't even begin to think of trying that media cover up angle on me for this next bit. I've seen Dan and Zach use Wikipedia in their blog and videos. (And it's not just Wiki, this is "out there" on other sites).
Pi is an irrational number. By definition it CANNOT be expressed by any fractional whole number equivalent. Pi expressed to a couple hundred decimal places is needed at times. Rarely, sure, but sometimes three decimal places is nowhere near close enough. Pi involves the concept of infinity..a multi sided shape with an infinite number if sides is a circle. If you are invoking Pi you are ostensibly accepting the concept of infinity. And a two or three digit number compared to infinity is nowhere, no how, no way "close enough."
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I researched the reason ALT 227 is sometimes used for Pi. It's the Goddamn Girl Scouts. When they where first looking into cornering the avocado market they had just purchased an Apple Computer. They initially intended to make little fruit pies, but that was a copyright of the Falk family. Using their vast resources they placed key people in positions of power to create Ritz crackers. The computer was so ok it could only handle five decimal places. The typically circular pie crust was a little bit off as it was based on 22/7, rounded. So instead of a true fruit pie they got a.....
.....
.....
wait for it......
.......
.....
punch line coming up.....
.......
.....
A mock Apple Pi.
Friday, April 28, 2017
Here Comes The Sun And I Say, It's All Wrong
(doo doo doo doo, little darling, it's been a long cold lonely winter)
Actually that "doo doo" part of the song is quite appropriate considering the crap I'm supposed to believe now.
I see a Hubbard blog post referencing that the number 93 is an obvious reference to the Sun since the Sun is 93 million miles awsy from the Earth.
No. No it isn't. For relatively brief periods of time it is, but it's been established that Earth has an elliptical orbit around the Sun, and that's the average distance. And that's rounded. The actual number is 92,955,828 miles.
If you want to nitpick about the 44,172 mile difference there us an argument that 93 million us close enough. It's a difference if 5 hundredths if a percent. But the elliptical orbit doesn't vary between 92,954,000 and 92,956,000 miles, it's between 91 million and 94 million miles. Now we're talking over two percent difference. For some perspective the 44,172 difference is also about 1/5th of the difference between the Earth and the Moon and compares significantly different to the diameter of the Earth.
Now the reasons for how the 93 number were picked are apparently either:
1) Some cosmic entity that must have near infinite power decided that it was easier to pick some particularly annoying humans as his/her vessel to report that the evil scientists are wrong, and he didn't use that near infinite power to simply make it obvious that he wanted it to be 93 million miles.
2). That cosmic entity had a particularly bad day, and just thought, "What the hell, I'll change it later.". (My team if acronym makers call this the OFFICE theory. Oh, Fuckety Fuck, It's Close Enough)
3). Some enlightened individuals have discovered the cover up and realized that the governments and bankers are hiding the actual distance to the Sun because it means that Phoenix will win the NBA championship in a year to be determined later, and reported after the fact.
4). Or maybe it's a group of attention whores that never passed high school math and science that remembered something one of the few moments they were awake in class. And when they wanted to through their sciency type words and figures around they didn't know better or likely figured that the target audience would ooohhh and aaaahhh about how cool it is and never question the source getting some facts straight.
Actually that "doo doo" part of the song is quite appropriate considering the crap I'm supposed to believe now.
I see a Hubbard blog post referencing that the number 93 is an obvious reference to the Sun since the Sun is 93 million miles awsy from the Earth.
No. No it isn't. For relatively brief periods of time it is, but it's been established that Earth has an elliptical orbit around the Sun, and that's the average distance. And that's rounded. The actual number is 92,955,828 miles.
If you want to nitpick about the 44,172 mile difference there us an argument that 93 million us close enough. It's a difference if 5 hundredths if a percent. But the elliptical orbit doesn't vary between 92,954,000 and 92,956,000 miles, it's between 91 million and 94 million miles. Now we're talking over two percent difference. For some perspective the 44,172 difference is also about 1/5th of the difference between the Earth and the Moon and compares significantly different to the diameter of the Earth.
Now the reasons for how the 93 number were picked are apparently either:
1) Some cosmic entity that must have near infinite power decided that it was easier to pick some particularly annoying humans as his/her vessel to report that the evil scientists are wrong, and he didn't use that near infinite power to simply make it obvious that he wanted it to be 93 million miles.
2). That cosmic entity had a particularly bad day, and just thought, "What the hell, I'll change it later.". (My team if acronym makers call this the OFFICE theory. Oh, Fuckety Fuck, It's Close Enough)
3). Some enlightened individuals have discovered the cover up and realized that the governments and bankers are hiding the actual distance to the Sun because it means that Phoenix will win the NBA championship in a year to be determined later, and reported after the fact.
4). Or maybe it's a group of attention whores that never passed high school math and science that remembered something one of the few moments they were awake in class. And when they wanted to through their sciency type words and figures around they didn't know better or likely figured that the target audience would ooohhh and aaaahhh about how cool it is and never question the source getting some facts straight.
Thursday, April 27, 2017
My Early Christmas Present To Gematria Proponents
I was having a conversation with someone about number lists and it took a turn towards the affinity numerologists have to changing a number into another one by where it falls on a list. The most frequent occurrence is easily where a prime number is placed on the list of prime numbers. This discussion expanded into what other numbers can be considered to represent different numbers with lists that, constants, and historical references that I haven't seen. Yet.
With some trepidation I offer up some suggestions that have not cropped up. Yet. Any fears that I might train these people to spread more misinformation is mitigated by beating them to the punch and general lack of usefulness.
Perhaps prime numbers are "cool" because the word prime is an adjective with good connotations. Prime rib. Prime real estate. Primo piece of tail I picked up at the bar. Why not use the list of non-prime numbers? 2 is the only prime number that isn't odd. Odd means strange or unusual. It would make sense to want to know where a number stands in regards to it not being strange.
Fibonacci numbers increase dramatically and serve little value in a list. It doesn't take long to get beyond the three digit usefulness threshold numerologists stick to. Why not combine the coolness of prime numbers and pare down the list if Fibonacci numbers to just those that are prime?
Let's call this the list of pizza slice numbers*. If a pizza is sliced into pieces and one cut is off center there is an extra slice in the center. The list is ,2,4,7,11,16,22,29...and so on. It's similar to triangular numbers with a different starting point.
I'm especially fond of this one. The mathematical concept of e. Since Pi is constantly misrepresented as 22/7 why not this famous constant? I even have the perfect application. You can call it the Banker's number since it is used to calculate impound interest. Every time it appears you can tie it in to what war the evil bankers just started. It's approximately equal to 2.718, so good luck with that. You don't report on four digit numbers, so you figure out whether to truncate it to 271, round up to 272 or use either with the old tried and true, "Close enough" axiom you use.
I have more. But I must save something for other holidays and birthdays coming up.
* In honor of my recent revelation on Cale Coleman and his relationship to ducklings I will refer to this as Coleman's list. Instead of a pizza, picture a really fat duckling being sliced up. 29 is my personal 6th favorite number, partially because it is on Coleman's list.
With some trepidation I offer up some suggestions that have not cropped up. Yet. Any fears that I might train these people to spread more misinformation is mitigated by beating them to the punch and general lack of usefulness.
Perhaps prime numbers are "cool" because the word prime is an adjective with good connotations. Prime rib. Prime real estate. Primo piece of tail I picked up at the bar. Why not use the list of non-prime numbers? 2 is the only prime number that isn't odd. Odd means strange or unusual. It would make sense to want to know where a number stands in regards to it not being strange.
Fibonacci numbers increase dramatically and serve little value in a list. It doesn't take long to get beyond the three digit usefulness threshold numerologists stick to. Why not combine the coolness of prime numbers and pare down the list if Fibonacci numbers to just those that are prime?
Let's call this the list of pizza slice numbers*. If a pizza is sliced into pieces and one cut is off center there is an extra slice in the center. The list is ,2,4,7,11,16,22,29...and so on. It's similar to triangular numbers with a different starting point.
I'm especially fond of this one. The mathematical concept of e. Since Pi is constantly misrepresented as 22/7 why not this famous constant? I even have the perfect application. You can call it the Banker's number since it is used to calculate impound interest. Every time it appears you can tie it in to what war the evil bankers just started. It's approximately equal to 2.718, so good luck with that. You don't report on four digit numbers, so you figure out whether to truncate it to 271, round up to 272 or use either with the old tried and true, "Close enough" axiom you use.
I have more. But I must save something for other holidays and birthdays coming up.
* In honor of my recent revelation on Cale Coleman and his relationship to ducklings I will refer to this as Coleman's list. Instead of a pizza, picture a really fat duckling being sliced up. 29 is my personal 6th favorite number, partially because it is on Coleman's list.
Wednesday, April 26, 2017
The Gematrix Reloaded
Using counterintuitive thinking I took on a project yesterday that extended into this morning. The Gematrix site was down and I poked around on gematriacalculator.com.
The sites are suspiciously similar. That's ok. They could be crafted by the same people. Maybe gematrix us an ok version and this is an upgrade. They do not openly advertise it as this.
Both sites feature recent phrases searched. They also show those that match the same Gematria and how many times it has been searched.
Recent phrases on gematrix are obvious bullshit. No matter what time of day I have never been able to see my search show up. It doesn't matter how tame, common or bizarre it just doesn't show. Sometimes the searched phrases linger for a bit. Often after a quick exit and reload they are gone like hundreds of people (and/or trained monkeys) have been busy searching and my query got bumped. Gematriacalculator has allowed me to see my phrase at times. Frequently even, but not always with the exit and reload strategy.
The search would be handy if you wanted to compare the Gematria of, say, Donald Trump with other phrases. Makes sense that's been searched a bunch of times. But this is where counterintuitive searching shows the breakdown in site logic. Often in the recent searches you see something that reads like someone who recently stopped taking their meds got curious. Type in something bizarre to duplicate my test. The longer the phrase the better. Throw in lots of different letters. It let your cat walk across the keyboard and use fucohxhzgzxitaa we fhckgxfjzfkgzjfzfufxfjzjv zhkokbcudyzEhjjkmjopljjkv Ch zz fb bb BBC deehj....whatever. You end with a fairly large total...and there's so far no such thing as an unmatched total in the database.
Supposedly these two phrases at some point in time have been entered and have the same total, I believe in Jewish gematria. I may mistype a bit, but you'll get the idea.
"Cale Coleman 2 weeks ago sometimes I wish I could be like the weekend that way I can be extremely talented and no one will care how bad my hair is."
"Make way for ducklings Annukai they failed this cycle off too early twenty nineteen prison they will fight it til the end though."
What the fuck?!!?
Now, get this. Cale was searched *27 timed* and the ducklings phrase 13. And there is more gibberish matching this total.
Human nature does not lead anyone to get curious about these ducklings so much. If you were on a mission to bump a phrase into the top matched list you would stick to something simple. Maybe you got dumped by your girlfriend and your revenge is to get "Tina is a bimbo listed". Or, you want your name in lights, like this Zach Arzmon guy that keeps showing up on both sites. Think about the mentality of a person or people who would get curious about what is up with these poor ducklings and how this number might relate to other things with the similar Gematria. Well, now you know what to get Cale for a birthday present to cheer him up on his next bad hair day. Or if searches have been duplicated because you forgot the mighty ducklings number, I suggest you invest in some handy inventions known as pen and paper.
Now, we have established that in some manner there is all kinds of garbage cluttering up the database, so back to the recent searches. Ever notice how these blogs and videos put out by these guys are all conspiracy related? Sure, it makes sense that the ducklings don't tie in to the JFK assassination. That would be just crazy. It's also because the number is to big to do anything with. And explain to me this. I'm the constantly updating searches, nobody seems to give a rip about current events. Nothing about North Korea. Nobody got curious about Erin Moran's death. Nothing.
I used the word query earlier on purpose because it is a database term. They aren't denying its a database, and there's no problem with that. If the best you can show me is broken English and misspellings (Shud for should, etc...) instead of "Osama Bin Laden 's master plan was a hoax" equals EXACTLY "George W Bush blew up the twin towers" I'm not impressed. You shouldn't be either. Somebody put a lot of effort into loading up a database with crap. And just like all of gematria it's a huge waste of time.
The sites are suspiciously similar. That's ok. They could be crafted by the same people. Maybe gematrix us an ok version and this is an upgrade. They do not openly advertise it as this.
Both sites feature recent phrases searched. They also show those that match the same Gematria and how many times it has been searched.
Recent phrases on gematrix are obvious bullshit. No matter what time of day I have never been able to see my search show up. It doesn't matter how tame, common or bizarre it just doesn't show. Sometimes the searched phrases linger for a bit. Often after a quick exit and reload they are gone like hundreds of people (and/or trained monkeys) have been busy searching and my query got bumped. Gematriacalculator has allowed me to see my phrase at times. Frequently even, but not always with the exit and reload strategy.
The search would be handy if you wanted to compare the Gematria of, say, Donald Trump with other phrases. Makes sense that's been searched a bunch of times. But this is where counterintuitive searching shows the breakdown in site logic. Often in the recent searches you see something that reads like someone who recently stopped taking their meds got curious. Type in something bizarre to duplicate my test. The longer the phrase the better. Throw in lots of different letters. It let your cat walk across the keyboard and use fucohxhzgzxitaa we fhckgxfjzfkgzjfzfufxfjzjv zhkokbcudyzEhjjkmjopljjkv Ch zz fb bb BBC deehj....whatever. You end with a fairly large total...and there's so far no such thing as an unmatched total in the database.
Supposedly these two phrases at some point in time have been entered and have the same total, I believe in Jewish gematria. I may mistype a bit, but you'll get the idea.
"Cale Coleman 2 weeks ago sometimes I wish I could be like the weekend that way I can be extremely talented and no one will care how bad my hair is."
"Make way for ducklings Annukai they failed this cycle off too early twenty nineteen prison they will fight it til the end though."
What the fuck?!!?
Now, get this. Cale was searched *27 timed* and the ducklings phrase 13. And there is more gibberish matching this total.
Human nature does not lead anyone to get curious about these ducklings so much. If you were on a mission to bump a phrase into the top matched list you would stick to something simple. Maybe you got dumped by your girlfriend and your revenge is to get "Tina is a bimbo listed". Or, you want your name in lights, like this Zach Arzmon guy that keeps showing up on both sites. Think about the mentality of a person or people who would get curious about what is up with these poor ducklings and how this number might relate to other things with the similar Gematria. Well, now you know what to get Cale for a birthday present to cheer him up on his next bad hair day. Or if searches have been duplicated because you forgot the mighty ducklings number, I suggest you invest in some handy inventions known as pen and paper.
Now, we have established that in some manner there is all kinds of garbage cluttering up the database, so back to the recent searches. Ever notice how these blogs and videos put out by these guys are all conspiracy related? Sure, it makes sense that the ducklings don't tie in to the JFK assassination. That would be just crazy. It's also because the number is to big to do anything with. And explain to me this. I'm the constantly updating searches, nobody seems to give a rip about current events. Nothing about North Korea. Nobody got curious about Erin Moran's death. Nothing.
I used the word query earlier on purpose because it is a database term. They aren't denying its a database, and there's no problem with that. If the best you can show me is broken English and misspellings (Shud for should, etc...) instead of "Osama Bin Laden 's master plan was a hoax" equals EXACTLY "George W Bush blew up the twin towers" I'm not impressed. You shouldn't be either. Somebody put a lot of effort into loading up a database with crap. And just like all of gematria it's a huge waste of time.
Tuesday, April 25, 2017
More On Gematria And 113, The Alleged Number Of Dishonesty
I do so much more enjoy posting silly things like the previous post. But it's really much simpler with a bit of homework to find a decent example of how the entire flawed system doesn't work.
Just the same as "True" and "Bogus" equal 43 in simple Gematria, you also obtain a result of 113 for "True Facts."
Just the same as "True" and "Bogus" equal 43 in simple Gematria, you also obtain a result of 113 for "True Facts."
Monday, April 24, 2017
113 And The History Of Y Reduction Method In Gematria
At first we scoffed at the mention of how Zach Hubbard attacked the number 113 in his exposure of the Erin Moran story. But it would be a disservice to avoid researching and wave it off. And, surprisingly there is a lot of credibility to this.
First of all let's reinforce what 113 means. It's the number of dishonesty. I'll leave it to you to watch Hubbard's video on Erin Moran's death. There is a large number of words that have a gematrian total of 113. We're convinced. Also, we have been known to frequently bust on the use of letter reduction methods by Gematraians. Our research gives insight on this, also and our intent is to clarify things here.
The very first letter reduction ever used was the Y method. It was discovered by PYthagoras during the time he developed his theorem, which was originally expressed by aY squared plus bY squared equals cY squared. He had been incorporating sYzYgY into numerology by use of sextant made of Ytterbium to graph the dYnamics of land based hYgrometers into naval and astrological applications.
As the mind boggling truth unfolded he became fearful of assassination. Knowing that his drinking buddy Socrates wad poisoned with CYanide, not hemlock as widely misreported, he compiled his notes, sealed them in an airtight mYlar bag and buried them in an unmarked grave beside a pYlon near the Oracle of DelphY. (Not, Delphi, that is a different city.)
As alluded to previously, the Y letter reduction method is the original and one true reduction method. It should be obvious without saying since Y is the single letter that can be either a vowel or a consonant. This has caused numerological tumult throughout the ages.
When the unmarked grave near Delphy was excavated (by blasting it with dYnamite) it coughed up the mYstery of Pythagoras' last words to his student, CYrus MYly. When asked if "m" should be reduced, Pythagoras said, "Why Not?". Various other letters meet with the same response of "Why not?.". Until eventually all letters except Y were affirmed. And as Pythagoras was queried about excluding this he simply smiled and expired as though the hand of the gods had asphYxiated him.
The analysis if these final words was 100% completely wrong. He was not saying, Why not? He was saying, "Y not!". But since he was dying he couldn't muster the energY to express it more clearly by saying something like, "By the gods you fucking pinhead, use the letter Y ad stop fucking around wasting my time with all these other letters! Can't you see I'm dYing here?"
It us no coincidence that this is revealed with the death of Erin Moran and the number 113. Originally the Happy Days spin off was intended to be a medieval piece about an ornery ex-bartender (played by Hume CronYn) and his dragon friend who become grog keggers, called WYvern and SurlY. Erin was to be the lead role of the feistY chambermaid, Dyanne. This was scrapped for Laverne and Shirley, but was later tuned into Cheers. HollYwood always recYcles ideas.
So here is the obvious conclusion. 113 is the number of deceit and bogusness. And the Y reduction is the one true letter reduction method.
And in the Y reduction method Zachary Hubbard=113.
First of all let's reinforce what 113 means. It's the number of dishonesty. I'll leave it to you to watch Hubbard's video on Erin Moran's death. There is a large number of words that have a gematrian total of 113. We're convinced. Also, we have been known to frequently bust on the use of letter reduction methods by Gematraians. Our research gives insight on this, also and our intent is to clarify things here.
The very first letter reduction ever used was the Y method. It was discovered by PYthagoras during the time he developed his theorem, which was originally expressed by aY squared plus bY squared equals cY squared. He had been incorporating sYzYgY into numerology by use of sextant made of Ytterbium to graph the dYnamics of land based hYgrometers into naval and astrological applications.
As the mind boggling truth unfolded he became fearful of assassination. Knowing that his drinking buddy Socrates wad poisoned with CYanide, not hemlock as widely misreported, he compiled his notes, sealed them in an airtight mYlar bag and buried them in an unmarked grave beside a pYlon near the Oracle of DelphY. (Not, Delphi, that is a different city.)
As alluded to previously, the Y letter reduction method is the original and one true reduction method. It should be obvious without saying since Y is the single letter that can be either a vowel or a consonant. This has caused numerological tumult throughout the ages.
When the unmarked grave near Delphy was excavated (by blasting it with dYnamite) it coughed up the mYstery of Pythagoras' last words to his student, CYrus MYly. When asked if "m" should be reduced, Pythagoras said, "Why Not?". Various other letters meet with the same response of "Why not?.". Until eventually all letters except Y were affirmed. And as Pythagoras was queried about excluding this he simply smiled and expired as though the hand of the gods had asphYxiated him.
The analysis if these final words was 100% completely wrong. He was not saying, Why not? He was saying, "Y not!". But since he was dying he couldn't muster the energY to express it more clearly by saying something like, "By the gods you fucking pinhead, use the letter Y ad stop fucking around wasting my time with all these other letters! Can't you see I'm dYing here?"
It us no coincidence that this is revealed with the death of Erin Moran and the number 113. Originally the Happy Days spin off was intended to be a medieval piece about an ornery ex-bartender (played by Hume CronYn) and his dragon friend who become grog keggers, called WYvern and SurlY. Erin was to be the lead role of the feistY chambermaid, Dyanne. This was scrapped for Laverne and Shirley, but was later tuned into Cheers. HollYwood always recYcles ideas.
So here is the obvious conclusion. 113 is the number of deceit and bogusness. And the Y reduction is the one true letter reduction method.
And in the Y reduction method Zachary Hubbard=113.
Sunday, April 23, 2017
Way to Paint Yourself Into A Corner Hubbard!
Oh goody! A new number for me to pick on. This one is 113. The number of dishonesty. You see, Erin Moran didn't die the way it was reported, because there is a slew of words and phrases that total 113. It is quite impressive that there are that many. But don't forget about the system that produces those numbers. The same one that allows "true" and "bogus" to be the same value.
Gematria Belief =113.
And there's an entire video that talks about Pi, now. First I heard him mention it 22/7 simply represented Pi. Now he clearly states it EQUALS Pi. It most certainly does not.
Gematria Belief =113.
And there's an entire video that talks about Pi, now. First I heard him mention it 22/7 simply represented Pi. Now he clearly states it EQUALS Pi. It most certainly does not.
Saturday, April 22, 2017
Vaccinations Linked To Ruining Houston's NBA Playoff Run
Here's a missed opportunity by the crowd that generates the numbers. It's well documented here how the numbers are pretty much an afterthought...easily manufactured with the loose and unstructured rules. So I will only detail the outline of this conspiracy.
1. Current events. Got to have sports. Lots of numbers. News. Minnesota having an outbreak of mumps. Very interesting. Gophers have puffy cheeks, just like people with mumps.
2. Drag in as much other marginally relevant source material as possible. It helps if you have a good memory like me. Internet is always a grew source. Time to get researching. Need some film stuff. Gophers - old cartoon Go Go Gophers. Aired with Underdog. Great, now anything related to that is fair game. Mumps are vaccinated to prevent. Autism (falsely) linked to vaccinations. Bingo! Jenny McCarthy.
3. No need to recreate the wheel. I already have previous numbers on Houston and space. Oh cool! What a break. The Gophers cartoon has an episode with a space rocket! I also talked about giraffes. Well, the Minnesota medical researchers studied if autism was more prevalent in Somali children, April the Giraffe is a Somali giraffe. Just tuck that in there with a lead in like, "Interesting also is that April the Somali Giraffe was just in the news...."
4. Get on the computer and crunch numbers. It is virtually impossible to not find "connections" using all this, by their own low standards, legitimate source data.
5. Tie it all together. But DON'T make a final prediction. You are Captain Hindsight from South Park. Just say, "We'll document this now and see if it means Houston will be eliminated because of vaccination caused autism.". Doesn't hurt any that they aren't the number one seed.
6. Pop it all under an eye catching title...get more hits.
1. Current events. Got to have sports. Lots of numbers. News. Minnesota having an outbreak of mumps. Very interesting. Gophers have puffy cheeks, just like people with mumps.
2. Drag in as much other marginally relevant source material as possible. It helps if you have a good memory like me. Internet is always a grew source. Time to get researching. Need some film stuff. Gophers - old cartoon Go Go Gophers. Aired with Underdog. Great, now anything related to that is fair game. Mumps are vaccinated to prevent. Autism (falsely) linked to vaccinations. Bingo! Jenny McCarthy.
3. No need to recreate the wheel. I already have previous numbers on Houston and space. Oh cool! What a break. The Gophers cartoon has an episode with a space rocket! I also talked about giraffes. Well, the Minnesota medical researchers studied if autism was more prevalent in Somali children, April the Giraffe is a Somali giraffe. Just tuck that in there with a lead in like, "Interesting also is that April the Somali Giraffe was just in the news...."
4. Get on the computer and crunch numbers. It is virtually impossible to not find "connections" using all this, by their own low standards, legitimate source data.
5. Tie it all together. But DON'T make a final prediction. You are Captain Hindsight from South Park. Just say, "We'll document this now and see if it means Houston will be eliminated because of vaccination caused autism.". Doesn't hurt any that they aren't the number one seed.
6. Pop it all under an eye catching title...get more hits.
Friday, April 21, 2017
The Difference Between The 316 Game And Current Numerology
It comes as no surprise that the suicide of Aaron Hernandez gets a mention in Mindless Freaks. Combine the statistical source materials of football and the Bible we have lots of two or three digit numbers to play games with.
Let’s nitpick on two points first. Dan reports that Fernandez had written John 3:16 in blood on his forehead. That being the Bible verse about God so loving ...only begotten son. One of the best known verses frequently seen on camera at ball games. I see no need to embellish the story about it being written in blood. It was red magic marker.
And he makes a note about one number "maybe being a stretch" but throws it out there anyway. Maybe this one is a stretch? As opposed to what is not being a stretch? Like turning 23,801 into 2,381, into 353, into 53 isn't a stretch?
Which is a great lead in for the 3:16 football game. Here we have a perfect mixture for some truly remarkable numbers. A playoff game with some significance. Tim Tebow notoriously religious. And he throws for 316 yards in the Denver win. Threw 10 completions average 31.6 yards. Roethlisberger's only interception was on 3rd down and 16. Pittsburgh time of possession 31 minutes 6 seconds.
Yes all very cool and quite interesting. And real. Of course the conspiracy crowd wants you to think it was all scripted, disregarding how many things do not equal 316. Tebow's sub par completion percentage of less than 50% isn't miraculous. 20 for 20 for 316 yards would have been way cooler. The Denver D, not Tebow, is the reason for the Steelers time of possession. The score wasn't 31-6.
Media reports mostly just left it at that. There is some indication that after some obvious 316s they searched for the others and exhausted all possible sources. Then moved on.
But in the Hall of Fame in Gematraville the game lives forever. And as if those numbers now validate all future numbers anything related to it also MUST be cool by association. Hernandez played together with Tebow and he had 3:16 on his forehead and wall. But that's not good enough, so now we're going to drag in everything we can find.
By pulling numbers out our ass changing them in what appears to be less and less subtle ways all the time.
Let’s nitpick on two points first. Dan reports that Fernandez had written John 3:16 in blood on his forehead. That being the Bible verse about God so loving ...only begotten son. One of the best known verses frequently seen on camera at ball games. I see no need to embellish the story about it being written in blood. It was red magic marker.
And he makes a note about one number "maybe being a stretch" but throws it out there anyway. Maybe this one is a stretch? As opposed to what is not being a stretch? Like turning 23,801 into 2,381, into 353, into 53 isn't a stretch?
Which is a great lead in for the 3:16 football game. Here we have a perfect mixture for some truly remarkable numbers. A playoff game with some significance. Tim Tebow notoriously religious. And he throws for 316 yards in the Denver win. Threw 10 completions average 31.6 yards. Roethlisberger's only interception was on 3rd down and 16. Pittsburgh time of possession 31 minutes 6 seconds.
Yes all very cool and quite interesting. And real. Of course the conspiracy crowd wants you to think it was all scripted, disregarding how many things do not equal 316. Tebow's sub par completion percentage of less than 50% isn't miraculous. 20 for 20 for 316 yards would have been way cooler. The Denver D, not Tebow, is the reason for the Steelers time of possession. The score wasn't 31-6.
Media reports mostly just left it at that. There is some indication that after some obvious 316s they searched for the others and exhausted all possible sources. Then moved on.
But in the Hall of Fame in Gematraville the game lives forever. And as if those numbers now validate all future numbers anything related to it also MUST be cool by association. Hernandez played together with Tebow and he had 3:16 on his forehead and wall. But that's not good enough, so now we're going to drag in everything we can find.
By pulling numbers out our ass changing them in what appears to be less and less subtle ways all the time.
Thursday, April 20, 2017
Sometimes...
Mindless Freaks is back to using 513=166 in the ludicrous manner I first noted long ago.
5 months and 13 days is *sometimes* 166 days. And this sometimes is aired out authoritative enough that it always means 166. Unless, of course, it can be convenient to use it as another number.
Repeating. The *sometimes* revolves around whether February is one of the months...that pesky short month. Which means that it holds true 58% of the time. Well, a carton for a dozen eggs starts with six, either one is added or removed ir not changed sometimes gas at least six eggs. A digital clock display sometimes shows an hour of six through twelve. The mathematical probability is equal Hardly worth mentioning as proof that 513 must have some meaning in regards to 166. Certainly not worth bringing up over and over.
Sometimes a coin flip comes up heads. Let's just round 50% up to one out of one every time. And now the coin always comes up heads.
5 months and 13 days is *sometimes* 166 days. And this sometimes is aired out authoritative enough that it always means 166. Unless, of course, it can be convenient to use it as another number.
Repeating. The *sometimes* revolves around whether February is one of the months...that pesky short month. Which means that it holds true 58% of the time. Well, a carton for a dozen eggs starts with six, either one is added or removed ir not changed sometimes gas at least six eggs. A digital clock display sometimes shows an hour of six through twelve. The mathematical probability is equal Hardly worth mentioning as proof that 513 must have some meaning in regards to 166. Certainly not worth bringing up over and over.
Sometimes a coin flip comes up heads. Let's just round 50% up to one out of one every time. And now the coin always comes up heads.
Wednesday, April 19, 2017
Some Other Notes About The Latest Jeopardy Post On Mindless Freaks
We have a mention that Cindy Stowell "lost on Jeopardy 16 days after her death.". I'm not calling this out for the obvious impossibility of being dead and being actively filmed. I know what you mean, it >aired< 16 days after her death. However, in his haste to make another magic two digit number and proving he has the attention span of a two year old, Dan has forgotten that in his Day 3 conspiracy video* he clearly indicates the story is fake. He uses the word bogus. The recent blog post does not suggest that it was fake, simply that she died.
The 16 day time period is just another way to generate multiple numbers out of source material. Could have used her birthdate, date of her first episode, date it was filmed and others. Everything is either /or. Nothing is absolute. The fact that in the 43,762,292,105 numbering systems that something doesn't equal the target number does not invalidate the one it did. Or so we should think.
I'd like to take this opportunity to suggest considering donations to cancer related charities which was Cindy's wish. She donated a substantial part if her winnings to charity. The link I found today is out of date, but it's easy to find a reputable one with a little research. In the meantime there still do not seem to be any charities to help people develop empathy or grow a conscience.
* 👎 votes outnumber 👍 votes by a substantial margin.
The 16 day time period is just another way to generate multiple numbers out of source material. Could have used her birthdate, date of her first episode, date it was filmed and others. Everything is either /or. Nothing is absolute. The fact that in the 43,762,292,105 numbering systems that something doesn't equal the target number does not invalidate the one it did. Or so we should think.
I'd like to take this opportunity to suggest considering donations to cancer related charities which was Cindy's wish. She donated a substantial part if her winnings to charity. The link I found today is out of date, but it's easy to find a reputable one with a little research. In the meantime there still do not seem to be any charities to help people develop empathy or grow a conscience.
* 👎 votes outnumber 👍 votes by a substantial margin.
Back To Picking On Jeopardy!
Not me. I love Jeopardy. The number manufacturing conglomerate is at it again. Since Jeopardy is the original topic that got me critical of this claptrap in the first place and it's mentioned how everyone should just pay attention more to their lives they would see these connections, it's time to explain to a casual observer how this works in the real world. (I gave up on Dan a long time ago...he's way too close minded to accept the empirical evidence contradicting him.
So let's start with the real math. If there were such a thing as 365 sided dice, rolling one 23 times (Google the birthday logic problem for details) odds are about, slightly better than, 50% that two or more rolls will match. Now get a special 90 sided gematridie (die is singular of dice), hell get 10 of them, they make great Christmas gifts. These have all the possible two digit numbers 10-99. If you roll this and have a truly random and unbiased data source like this after 12 rolls the odds are 50.5% that two of them will match.
This goes a long way to explaining how brutally easy it is to find so called connectivity in disparate events. It gets a bit trickier when you are looking for a *particular* two digit number. You have to roll the die a lot more than 12 times. There are three ways around this.
Trick #1, which is why we constantly get comments like, "not sure what this means right now, just documenting it for future reference.". You rolled the die a couple of weeks ago and 53 came up twice in 12 rolls. 53 came up once today in 12 rolls, so illogically this is now connected or "synched" to the previous data set.
Trick#2- You've already picked 53 as your magic number. So you keep rolling and rolling and rolling and don't stop until it comes up twice. Dan obviously spends a lot if tme on this and I can easily picture him rolling the die hundreds of times a day.
Trick#3-Cheat and just change the roll to 53. Tired of rolling? 35 is pretty close, that counts. It just flipped a bit at the end and almost was on 53? Fuck it. Close enough. That counts.
We have two classic examples of blatant 53 manufacturing from the Jeopardy post yesterday.
Futurama episode with cigars equals George Burns equals John Denver also in Oh God! equals died at fifty three years old.
$23,801 won on Jeopardy equals 2381 equals 353rd prime number equals 53.
The gematridie is hardly unbiased or random. 23801 does not equal 2381. 2381 does not equal 353. 353 does not equal 53. At least in the real world.
No way Dan can ever understand this. But if I can teach an open mind to recognize the number aspect, the only illusion they have to hide behind remaining, then they don't have to worry about why wolverines are baying at the moon and 82 only means basketball and NT hockey. And do get me started about the Pi bullshit.
At least they can read the Mindless Freaks blog and get a lesson in the almost universal manner in which an apostrophe should be used or not used. So I guess that's something.
Sorry for the math. If you want a more light hearted bust, check out the previous post here.
So let's start with the real math. If there were such a thing as 365 sided dice, rolling one 23 times (Google the birthday logic problem for details) odds are about, slightly better than, 50% that two or more rolls will match. Now get a special 90 sided gematridie (die is singular of dice), hell get 10 of them, they make great Christmas gifts. These have all the possible two digit numbers 10-99. If you roll this and have a truly random and unbiased data source like this after 12 rolls the odds are 50.5% that two of them will match.
This goes a long way to explaining how brutally easy it is to find so called connectivity in disparate events. It gets a bit trickier when you are looking for a *particular* two digit number. You have to roll the die a lot more than 12 times. There are three ways around this.
Trick #1, which is why we constantly get comments like, "not sure what this means right now, just documenting it for future reference.". You rolled the die a couple of weeks ago and 53 came up twice in 12 rolls. 53 came up once today in 12 rolls, so illogically this is now connected or "synched" to the previous data set.
Trick#2- You've already picked 53 as your magic number. So you keep rolling and rolling and rolling and don't stop until it comes up twice. Dan obviously spends a lot if tme on this and I can easily picture him rolling the die hundreds of times a day.
Trick#3-Cheat and just change the roll to 53. Tired of rolling? 35 is pretty close, that counts. It just flipped a bit at the end and almost was on 53? Fuck it. Close enough. That counts.
We have two classic examples of blatant 53 manufacturing from the Jeopardy post yesterday.
Futurama episode with cigars equals George Burns equals John Denver also in Oh God! equals died at fifty three years old.
$23,801 won on Jeopardy equals 2381 equals 353rd prime number equals 53.
The gematridie is hardly unbiased or random. 23801 does not equal 2381. 2381 does not equal 353. 353 does not equal 53. At least in the real world.
No way Dan can ever understand this. But if I can teach an open mind to recognize the number aspect, the only illusion they have to hide behind remaining, then they don't have to worry about why wolverines are baying at the moon and 82 only means basketball and NT hockey. And do get me started about the Pi bullshit.
At least they can read the Mindless Freaks blog and get a lesson in the almost universal manner in which an apostrophe should be used or not used. So I guess that's something.
Sorry for the math. If you want a more light hearted bust, check out the previous post here.
Tuesday, April 18, 2017
The Numerology Blues
Sung to the tune of My Bicycle Bell Goes Ding!
Winner of the 2014 Berea Ohio KaraokeFest
<Cello Intro>
I don't see things in black and white
Everything's zeroes, ones and twos
I can't help it, this is my life
Got the Numerology Blues
I know just what is giving you the fidgets
Just shorten it to two or three digits
Know 911 was a hoax
Despite what I read in the news
I don't feel sorry for those folks
They had Numerology Blues
Ain't no need for logical deduction
Just choose a random letter reduction
Told me about the Holocaust
Those stupid, money hungry Jews
I found out no lives were lost
Using Numerology Blues
No reason to get yourself so tired
Functional brain cells are not required
Have it on good authority
They paid off Columbus's crews
That's how we prove the Earth is flat
With the Numerology Blues
Don't bother thinking about all that jive
Just change everything into sixty five
<saxophone solo>
Only report things after the fact
Despite having these so called "clues"
I'll keep on wasting all my time
Playing Numerology Blues
Winner of the 2014 Berea Ohio KaraokeFest
<Cello Intro>
I don't see things in black and white
Everything's zeroes, ones and twos
I can't help it, this is my life
Got the Numerology Blues
I know just what is giving you the fidgets
Just shorten it to two or three digits
Know 911 was a hoax
Despite what I read in the news
I don't feel sorry for those folks
They had Numerology Blues
Ain't no need for logical deduction
Just choose a random letter reduction
Told me about the Holocaust
Those stupid, money hungry Jews
I found out no lives were lost
Using Numerology Blues
No reason to get yourself so tired
Functional brain cells are not required
Have it on good authority
They paid off Columbus's crews
That's how we prove the Earth is flat
With the Numerology Blues
Don't bother thinking about all that jive
Just change everything into sixty five
<saxophone solo>
Only report things after the fact
Despite having these so called "clues"
I'll keep on wasting all my time
Playing Numerology Blues
Monday, April 17, 2017
A Note About False Coincidences
Yes, I have not been as active as I want to be here, but my excuse is valid. I have been extremely distracted with my aunt being hospitalized. They're not sure but it looks like her last dose of Ploropheril wasn't well tolerated. I'm nor going to mention her name so no silly numbers are generated by it, the reasons I mention it are because it leads me to what I consider to be a truly interesting number and an angry rant.
She's in room 144. This is commonly known as "a gross". 12x12. 288 is my second favorite number because most people think it's disgusting, it's two gross. Too Gross. Get it?
So I'm sitting in the hospital waiting room that hs just one other person. Bored out if my mind as I don't want to waste battery power on the phone. I don't want to talk, the lady also waiting doesn't. My eyes stray to the sign. "Waiting Room". Well, no fucking shit. I'm in a hospital in a room near the front desk with lots of chairs and no medical equipment. Did you think I'd mistake it for the bathroom? Top it all off with the dog not taking his antibiotics. The pet sitter says he learned the trick of hiding it in the peanut butter and swallows the PB and spits out the pill. Stupid dog.
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I don't have time to grade one of the three posts yesterday, much less all of them. But I did take note of three instances of what amount to false coincidences.
The Bible. If you didn't know its a big, boring and popular book with lots of numbers in it. Chapters and verse numbers. Specific numbers referenced throughout. It's harder to find a two or three digit number NOT mentioned in the Bible. Maybe impossible.
Interstate 5 and 5am. So we're going to have a go at one digit numbers now. Major road, lots of stuff bound to happen daily "around 5".
And about that story, Isaiah Thomas sister crashing her Toyota Camry and you have a Camry. Gee, you both have the same car. That's the fourth bed selling car in the US and third in the world. BFD.
She's in room 144. This is commonly known as "a gross". 12x12. 288 is my second favorite number because most people think it's disgusting, it's two gross. Too Gross. Get it?
So I'm sitting in the hospital waiting room that hs just one other person. Bored out if my mind as I don't want to waste battery power on the phone. I don't want to talk, the lady also waiting doesn't. My eyes stray to the sign. "Waiting Room". Well, no fucking shit. I'm in a hospital in a room near the front desk with lots of chairs and no medical equipment. Did you think I'd mistake it for the bathroom? Top it all off with the dog not taking his antibiotics. The pet sitter says he learned the trick of hiding it in the peanut butter and swallows the PB and spits out the pill. Stupid dog.
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I don't have time to grade one of the three posts yesterday, much less all of them. But I did take note of three instances of what amount to false coincidences.
The Bible. If you didn't know its a big, boring and popular book with lots of numbers in it. Chapters and verse numbers. Specific numbers referenced throughout. It's harder to find a two or three digit number NOT mentioned in the Bible. Maybe impossible.
Interstate 5 and 5am. So we're going to have a go at one digit numbers now. Major road, lots of stuff bound to happen daily "around 5".
And about that story, Isaiah Thomas sister crashing her Toyota Camry and you have a Camry. Gee, you both have the same car. That's the fourth bed selling car in the US and third in the world. BFD.
Sunday, April 16, 2017
It's Opening Day Of The Season And The (Pancake) Batter Steps To The Plate
Time to score a blog post. We have a typical mixed bag of information to address.
Our story begins with Dan not being sure about his research, but wants to "document" things. This is not (yet) on my scoring chart. But it should be. Translation od document is "since I only ever report on things after the fact, let me record some digits now because they will surely come up later.". Of course they will. You have tho craft of manufacturing whatever number you want down pretty good.
Pancakes for dinner. Typically breakfast, but overall pancakes are pretty common. Type 6 = 3 points. Because is daughter just happened to want them. Damn. That's a tough one. Is it believable or not, that's a 3 point difference. Well, the pancake story doesn't end here so I can mitigate underestimating here. 2 points improbable. We have Cee Lo's Fuck You song to perform tonight. Another improbable 2 points. Which comes out to 102. 1 point for only 3 digits. 3 points because, sadly "Fuck You" is quite common. Could have heard it in a road rage incident with someone whose license had 102 in it. 1 point for large data source Now the post was about April 12th, the 102nd day if they year. Another point for three digit number. 3 points for changing April 12 into 102. Another to for believable coincidence. You can manipulate this and force the date. My how lucky you are! Now we switch to watching a Charlie Murphy video. Another data source size point. And here's where I bust on the pancake story. It just happens to have C Lo in it. And he just happens to have something about pancakes going on. 5 points. Now we have C Lo's birthday changed into 118. 1 point for three digit, 3 for changing into a new number. And this is compared to 118 with two other numbering systems, 2x1=2 points. Now there's the girl who choked on pancakes, last name Nelson. Extremely common name, 3 points. Can't resist mentioning Flat Earth with pancakes. 8 points. Eddie Murphy huge data source, slam dunk pancake sports reference also, 1 point each.
Looks like 37 points. I suspect this is slightly above average, that Flat Earth thing was a killer. But only time will tell. Um just documenting FI future reference now.
Our story begins with Dan not being sure about his research, but wants to "document" things. This is not (yet) on my scoring chart. But it should be. Translation od document is "since I only ever report on things after the fact, let me record some digits now because they will surely come up later.". Of course they will. You have tho craft of manufacturing whatever number you want down pretty good.
Pancakes for dinner. Typically breakfast, but overall pancakes are pretty common. Type 6 = 3 points. Because is daughter just happened to want them. Damn. That's a tough one. Is it believable or not, that's a 3 point difference. Well, the pancake story doesn't end here so I can mitigate underestimating here. 2 points improbable. We have Cee Lo's Fuck You song to perform tonight. Another improbable 2 points. Which comes out to 102. 1 point for only 3 digits. 3 points because, sadly "Fuck You" is quite common. Could have heard it in a road rage incident with someone whose license had 102 in it. 1 point for large data source Now the post was about April 12th, the 102nd day if they year. Another point for three digit number. 3 points for changing April 12 into 102. Another to for believable coincidence. You can manipulate this and force the date. My how lucky you are! Now we switch to watching a Charlie Murphy video. Another data source size point. And here's where I bust on the pancake story. It just happens to have C Lo in it. And he just happens to have something about pancakes going on. 5 points. Now we have C Lo's birthday changed into 118. 1 point for three digit, 3 for changing into a new number. And this is compared to 118 with two other numbering systems, 2x1=2 points. Now there's the girl who choked on pancakes, last name Nelson. Extremely common name, 3 points. Can't resist mentioning Flat Earth with pancakes. 8 points. Eddie Murphy huge data source, slam dunk pancake sports reference also, 1 point each.
Looks like 37 points. I suspect this is slightly above average, that Flat Earth thing was a killer. But only time will tell. Um just documenting FI future reference now.
Friday, April 14, 2017
Gematria Error Grading System
Time to quantify individual numerologist blog posts and videos based on how bad the information provided is. Sum the points up higher totals equate to worse information.
Type 1 - Unsubstantiated number generation. If I use simple gematria and don't total the same number you used I assume you just made the number up. Score= 1 point.
Type 2 - Use of multiple numbering systems in the same comparison. If multiple Charles = "x" in reverse and "x" in Jewish it just proves that you take the same raw data and can get multiple results from it. Score = 1 point per different system used.
Type 3 - Use of any result less than four digits - 1 point. It's way too easy. I can do it. You do it all the time. It's all about taking a large chunk of data and turning it into small data. This is how you get two greatly diverse things like "iced tea with lemon" and "toy train set" to be the same. (both=166 in simple gematria). 1 point each occurrence.
Type 4 - Use of letter reductions. I mean, really....karaoke isn't karaoke anymore because you reduced the k from the total. 2 points each time.
Type 5 - Changing a number directly or indirectly into another number. 37 didn't suit you, so write it out as thirty seven and change the value. Also includes "close enough" assumptions such as 133=313. Sorry, 133=133. Also includes changing a date in a manner such as counting how many days it is until the end of a year to change January 2 to 364, and such. Includes number lists such as where a number falls in list I prime numbers. 3 points.
Type 6 - Errors of commonality. The seeming shock and surprise about mundane coincidences that are made when something happens that is really quite ordinary. For example, the last name Moore is the 9th most common name in the US. People wear blue colored clothes. Etc.... 3 points.
Type 7 - Nickname and synonym substitution in same comparison. Really a subset of type 5. Use Bob and Robert. Comic and Comedian. Black and Slave. 3 points.
Type 8 - Use of huge data set as source. Includes, but not limited to sports statistics, TV and movies, famous historical events covering a large number of dates. 1 point.
Type 9 - Reporting on a partial total. Who cares that at one point in the middle if Jeopardy! someone had $2,200 when they ended the game with $11,500? 3 points. Try and fund a football game where it wasn't 2nd and 10 at some point.
Type 10- Use of any of the following words and their variants. Troll, Shill, Free Mason, synch, others to be added later. Response to valid criticism is too easily brushed aside by attacking the attacker and dismissing them as a 'troll'. You're not 'synching' but picking and choosing what you compare with the attention span if a two year old. 5 points.
Type 11 - Factual errors. 22/7 is not Pi. Wolverines have little to do with wolves other than the name. I still have no idea where the death toll for the pilgrimage gone awry came from, but it's not even close. 15 points.
Type 12 - Unprovable events, believable. You just turned on the TV and saw the actor you just talked about. In addition to a possible type 6 scores for not being able to be substantiated by a reputable, unbiased source. 2 points.
Type 13 - Unprovable events, not believable. For things that are a real stretch of the imagination. Even if somebody misspelled Kirk Cameron's last name, you realm think all these cosmic events fell into place to synch up with your number of the day? Yfr.
Type 14 - Commonly debunked conspiracies. I can almost understand that there's enough evidence that the JFK assassination went down differently (somewhat from ) than the reported version. But we are well beyond things like thinking the Earth is flat. It's not. Live with it. 8 points.
That covers the major issues for now. There's still the global issues like different languages, therefore different spellings, contradictory results, and lack if any predetermined structure to deal with to prevent someone like me using the same data to get different conclusions.
Type 1 - Unsubstantiated number generation. If I use simple gematria and don't total the same number you used I assume you just made the number up. Score= 1 point.
Type 2 - Use of multiple numbering systems in the same comparison. If multiple Charles = "x" in reverse and "x" in Jewish it just proves that you take the same raw data and can get multiple results from it. Score = 1 point per different system used.
Type 3 - Use of any result less than four digits - 1 point. It's way too easy. I can do it. You do it all the time. It's all about taking a large chunk of data and turning it into small data. This is how you get two greatly diverse things like "iced tea with lemon" and "toy train set" to be the same. (both=166 in simple gematria). 1 point each occurrence.
Type 4 - Use of letter reductions. I mean, really....karaoke isn't karaoke anymore because you reduced the k from the total. 2 points each time.
Type 5 - Changing a number directly or indirectly into another number. 37 didn't suit you, so write it out as thirty seven and change the value. Also includes "close enough" assumptions such as 133=313. Sorry, 133=133. Also includes changing a date in a manner such as counting how many days it is until the end of a year to change January 2 to 364, and such. Includes number lists such as where a number falls in list I prime numbers. 3 points.
Type 6 - Errors of commonality. The seeming shock and surprise about mundane coincidences that are made when something happens that is really quite ordinary. For example, the last name Moore is the 9th most common name in the US. People wear blue colored clothes. Etc.... 3 points.
Type 7 - Nickname and synonym substitution in same comparison. Really a subset of type 5. Use Bob and Robert. Comic and Comedian. Black and Slave. 3 points.
Type 8 - Use of huge data set as source. Includes, but not limited to sports statistics, TV and movies, famous historical events covering a large number of dates. 1 point.
Type 9 - Reporting on a partial total. Who cares that at one point in the middle if Jeopardy! someone had $2,200 when they ended the game with $11,500? 3 points. Try and fund a football game where it wasn't 2nd and 10 at some point.
Type 10- Use of any of the following words and their variants. Troll, Shill, Free Mason, synch, others to be added later. Response to valid criticism is too easily brushed aside by attacking the attacker and dismissing them as a 'troll'. You're not 'synching' but picking and choosing what you compare with the attention span if a two year old. 5 points.
Type 11 - Factual errors. 22/7 is not Pi. Wolverines have little to do with wolves other than the name. I still have no idea where the death toll for the pilgrimage gone awry came from, but it's not even close. 15 points.
Type 12 - Unprovable events, believable. You just turned on the TV and saw the actor you just talked about. In addition to a possible type 6 scores for not being able to be substantiated by a reputable, unbiased source. 2 points.
Type 13 - Unprovable events, not believable. For things that are a real stretch of the imagination. Even if somebody misspelled Kirk Cameron's last name, you realm think all these cosmic events fell into place to synch up with your number of the day? Yfr.
Type 14 - Commonly debunked conspiracies. I can almost understand that there's enough evidence that the JFK assassination went down differently (somewhat from ) than the reported version. But we are well beyond things like thinking the Earth is flat. It's not. Live with it. 8 points.
That covers the major issues for now. There's still the global issues like different languages, therefore different spellings, contradictory results, and lack if any predetermined structure to deal with to prevent someone like me using the same data to get different conclusions.
Saturday, April 8, 2017
Wednesday, April 5, 2017
It Can't Be A Concidence, Right
Nad, in trying to demonstrate how these magical connections keep popping up can't be a coincidence, proves the opposite. You're right about how it's not a coincidence. You are purposefully manufacturing the desired result. Even though you are too stupid to realize it.
He popped open a bottle of Trolldonnay Blanc 2013, a fine year for troll whines, and mentioned how he is still getting trolled on his Gabriel Rygaard video. The personalized connection is Heath Ledger. He booted up the PC and read an article about Heath.
"Now the first thing that comes to mind for me when I think about Heath is he was Gabriel in 'The Patriot'."
Possible. But extremely unlikely. He does admit others may have a different thing that comes to mind first. At best, he had this pop into his tiny brain his time because he's sensitive to Gabriel. I'm sure the vast majority of people think of The Joker (which does get a mention later) and that he died young. Geez, I didn't even know his character name was Gabriel. And my mind is cluttered with useless information.
And there's a classic manufactured connection. 22 Jump Street. Twenty Two spelled out =165. But, if you use the End Date instead of the original date it's 166. Get this, he even admits he first arrived at 165 (of course 22 straight up wouldn't work, don't be silly) then realized his personal, beloved 166 was so tantalizingly close he figured out a way to change it. I guess we can all be thankful that at least he didn't find some way to work up a 7 with 22 Jump Street and make another bullshit Pi reference.
He popped open a bottle of Trolldonnay Blanc 2013, a fine year for troll whines, and mentioned how he is still getting trolled on his Gabriel Rygaard video. The personalized connection is Heath Ledger. He booted up the PC and read an article about Heath.
"Now the first thing that comes to mind for me when I think about Heath is he was Gabriel in 'The Patriot'."
Possible. But extremely unlikely. He does admit others may have a different thing that comes to mind first. At best, he had this pop into his tiny brain his time because he's sensitive to Gabriel. I'm sure the vast majority of people think of The Joker (which does get a mention later) and that he died young. Geez, I didn't even know his character name was Gabriel. And my mind is cluttered with useless information.
And there's a classic manufactured connection. 22 Jump Street. Twenty Two spelled out =165. But, if you use the End Date instead of the original date it's 166. Get this, he even admits he first arrived at 165 (of course 22 straight up wouldn't work, don't be silly) then realized his personal, beloved 166 was so tantalizingly close he figured out a way to change it. I guess we can all be thankful that at least he didn't find some way to work up a 7 with 22 Jump Street and make another bullshit Pi reference.
Tuesday, April 4, 2017
Numerologists Threaten To Ignore NHL Playoffs
I could go on for a long time restating how nothing ever seems to happen that is numer-illogically relevant to Janet the homeless crack from Tinytown until such events happen that turns her life into a media frenzy. Then when said events do happen, like maybe she has her face bitten off by a rabid weasel, the numerologists only then rush off to report how weasels are close enough to terrapins and the Maryland head coach was caught having sex with an underage student in 1963 and blah, blah blah, blah....
Let's just stick to how the NCAA tournament wound down to a finish and we were reminded of some facts that show how fate, Girl Scouts, Jewish bankers or whatever have us as playthings to dance for their entertainment.
Here's the way this one works. College basketball is basketball. The NBA is basketball. There are numbers that tie these two together. With me so far? 82 is one of those numbers. Still with me? The number of games in the NBA regular season means something important to the college playoffs. That's the number of games in the NBA regular season. Not the college season.
Let's ignore that the NBA schedule has been 82 games for ages. Why all of a sudden now its important....doesn't matter. If you haven't already guessed from the post title what's coming here it is. The NHL season is also 82 games.
Classic example of picking and choosing to support your position. I haven't seen one this bad since Nad conveniently ignored that DAN (Marino) and BOB (Griese) have the same numerology.
I'm sure the NHL is devastated that they will lose the ticket sales because 82 means basketball, not hockey, to gematriputzes. Maybe they can expand the schedule to 166 games. Or reduce it to 33 games.
Let's just stick to how the NCAA tournament wound down to a finish and we were reminded of some facts that show how fate, Girl Scouts, Jewish bankers or whatever have us as playthings to dance for their entertainment.
Here's the way this one works. College basketball is basketball. The NBA is basketball. There are numbers that tie these two together. With me so far? 82 is one of those numbers. Still with me? The number of games in the NBA regular season means something important to the college playoffs. That's the number of games in the NBA regular season. Not the college season.
Let's ignore that the NBA schedule has been 82 games for ages. Why all of a sudden now its important....doesn't matter. If you haven't already guessed from the post title what's coming here it is. The NHL season is also 82 games.
Classic example of picking and choosing to support your position. I haven't seen one this bad since Nad conveniently ignored that DAN (Marino) and BOB (Griese) have the same numerology.
I'm sure the NHL is devastated that they will lose the ticket sales because 82 means basketball, not hockey, to gematriputzes. Maybe they can expand the schedule to 166 games. Or reduce it to 33 games.
Monday, April 3, 2017
Nad's Gematria Final Exam
Me and my crack team of credential verification experts (me, the dog and the ladies from Tuesday bridge club) are often asked exactly how Zach and Nad got recognition as numerology experts. Res assured it is not a simple as merely proclaiming yourself to be an expert. There is testing involved. And through the auspices of the FOMA (Freedom Of Misinformation Act) we obtained the results of Nad's final exam in DONK, Doctorate Of Numerology Knowledge.
Although multiple choice may seem trivial to obtain this lofty goal the exam was tough. Realm tough. But he aced it!
Q1: What is 262 equal to
a. 262
b. 90
c. 42
d. 166
His answer-d
26.2 miles is the length if a marathon, which although is 90 in Gematria it reminded him of Marathon candy bars, which reminded him of Girl Scout Cookies, especially avocado cookies. If you eat too many cookies and don't exercise, such as running marathons you could get HIGH BLOOD SUGAR which =166.
Q2: What is 40 equal 2?
a. 40
b. 166
c. 84
d. 636
His answer - b
FORTY spelled out = 84 in simple gematria, but 636 in Jewish which is also the value if HIGH BLOOD SUGAR, 166.
Q3: What is 2713 equal to?
a. 2.713, the value if the constant, e
b. (13+13+1)+13=40
c. 166
d. A unicorn
His answer - c
Completely forgetting his analysis for question
2 he arrived at his answer because the value of e is 2.713. The square root if three us 1.732, which is close enough. SQUARE ROOT IF THREE = 226, but seems Over Extended, so when you apply the OE reduction you get 166.
Now, at this point, never wanting to spend any more energy than necessary and realizing 166 was a choice for every question, Nad finished the test in a record time if three minutes. The student teacher, having lost the answer key simply gave everyone a B+. And a star was born. This also goes a long way towards explaining why 166 is Nad's favorite number.
Although multiple choice may seem trivial to obtain this lofty goal the exam was tough. Realm tough. But he aced it!
Q1: What is 262 equal to
a. 262
b. 90
c. 42
d. 166
His answer-d
26.2 miles is the length if a marathon, which although is 90 in Gematria it reminded him of Marathon candy bars, which reminded him of Girl Scout Cookies, especially avocado cookies. If you eat too many cookies and don't exercise, such as running marathons you could get HIGH BLOOD SUGAR which =166.
Q2: What is 40 equal 2?
a. 40
b. 166
c. 84
d. 636
His answer - b
FORTY spelled out = 84 in simple gematria, but 636 in Jewish which is also the value if HIGH BLOOD SUGAR, 166.
Q3: What is 2713 equal to?
a. 2.713, the value if the constant, e
b. (13+13+1)+13=40
c. 166
d. A unicorn
His answer - c
Completely forgetting his analysis for question
2 he arrived at his answer because the value of e is 2.713. The square root if three us 1.732, which is close enough. SQUARE ROOT IF THREE = 226, but seems Over Extended, so when you apply the OE reduction you get 166.
Now, at this point, never wanting to spend any more energy than necessary and realizing 166 was a choice for every question, Nad finished the test in a record time if three minutes. The student teacher, having lost the answer key simply gave everyone a B+. And a star was born. This also goes a long way towards explaining why 166 is Nad's favorite number.
Sunday, April 2, 2017
Ok, So What's Your Point?
So Nadator had been hinting that something important was happening in the NCAA tournament with Michigan. Since Gematria sucks ass at predicting the future we no longer have to put up with constant reminders of his ignorance of biology and math with wolverines baying at the moon meaning something about Pi. The best he could come up with about the upcoming game is
<drumroll>
North Carolina could have a record of 31-8 after their Final Four game. 318 and 203 are "important" numbers. 318 is bad and 203 "seems more positive."
That's the best you can do? No prediction that will eventually be proven wrong? My bookie is waiting, give me the goods! Oh, it's just recording it so you can say, "I told you so.". Can you be a little more vague, please. I'm not good with subtlety.
<double drum roll with enhanced rim shot>
If Oregon wins that will be their 33rd this season. Oregon is the 33rd state. Wow. That covers everything. Win or lose you predicted it right. It also disregards that if 33 was that magical for Oregon they would win exactly 33 games every year. Why not mention that South Carolina was destined to lose last night's game because they were on the losing side in the Civil War? It means just as much as your pointless Oregon reference.
Personally I used my powers to predict Gonzaga to win the championship back when they were about to play their Sweet Sixteen game using the magical Girl Scout number of 55. Those evil bitches are everywhere. And it sure looks like that's right. I mean, think about it. Gonzaga - Girl Scouts. Both start with G.
It maybe.....Gonzaga won last night because they are a legitimate number one seed with statistically the best defense all year long and South Carolina's guard had an off night, especially in the first half. But that doesn't include magical numbers like the assistant coach's dog's birthday being five years and five days after he first bayed at the moon. Or other bullshit.
<drumroll>
North Carolina could have a record of 31-8 after their Final Four game. 318 and 203 are "important" numbers. 318 is bad and 203 "seems more positive."
That's the best you can do? No prediction that will eventually be proven wrong? My bookie is waiting, give me the goods! Oh, it's just recording it so you can say, "I told you so.". Can you be a little more vague, please. I'm not good with subtlety.
<double drum roll with enhanced rim shot>
If Oregon wins that will be their 33rd this season. Oregon is the 33rd state. Wow. That covers everything. Win or lose you predicted it right. It also disregards that if 33 was that magical for Oregon they would win exactly 33 games every year. Why not mention that South Carolina was destined to lose last night's game because they were on the losing side in the Civil War? It means just as much as your pointless Oregon reference.
Personally I used my powers to predict Gonzaga to win the championship back when they were about to play their Sweet Sixteen game using the magical Girl Scout number of 55. Those evil bitches are everywhere. And it sure looks like that's right. I mean, think about it. Gonzaga - Girl Scouts. Both start with G.
It maybe.....Gonzaga won last night because they are a legitimate number one seed with statistically the best defense all year long and South Carolina's guard had an off night, especially in the first half. But that doesn't include magical numbers like the assistant coach's dog's birthday being five years and five days after he first bayed at the moon. Or other bullshit.
Saturday, April 1, 2017
Gematria Substitution Tricks-Using Their Own Weapons Against Them
The creator of the Gay Pride Flag passed away inspiring Nad to go into an unsurprising homophobic edition of his blog. Queers, Fags, AIDS, Homo....all used to support magical connections. This is all about substituting words - nicknames and synonyms, to force the result to be what you ant it to be.
So I challenged myself to create something very unflattering with four rules.
1). Using his real name only. But allowing things like Dan for Daniel. Not Danny because I've never seen him use that.
2). Common nicknames for homosexuals...no fair creating a new one, even if it's obvious that it's intent is a slur towards homosexuals.
3). Simple gematria only. No reductions (a particularly cheap cheat...pick and choose letters to ignore in the count.)
4). Reach his favorite number of 166.
I set my stopwatch and in 6 minutes and 45 seconds just playing around I came up eith
Dan E. Behrendt Queer = 166
It's that easy- let me add in some cheats and I could make hundreds of these in a day.
So I challenged myself to create something very unflattering with four rules.
1). Using his real name only. But allowing things like Dan for Daniel. Not Danny because I've never seen him use that.
2). Common nicknames for homosexuals...no fair creating a new one, even if it's obvious that it's intent is a slur towards homosexuals.
3). Simple gematria only. No reductions (a particularly cheap cheat...pick and choose letters to ignore in the count.)
4). Reach his favorite number of 166.
I set my stopwatch and in 6 minutes and 45 seconds just playing around I came up eith
Dan E. Behrendt Queer = 166
It's that easy- let me add in some cheats and I could make hundreds of these in a day.