Damfil Gematria - The Infinite Loop

Webster's Dictionary is considering adding the word 'damfil' to the 2017 edition. Its origin is from the acronym Dumb Ass Mindless Freaks Idiotic Logic and means:


adj. Convoluted, irrational or incorrect
For example, "The defendants case was dismissed because of damfil reasoning."


The latest post at the Mindless Freaks blog has a perfect case.


Nad comes up with the number 166 using simple gematria on 'barney murphy'. After spewing out the wild claims on the deep meaning number he changes it to 95. No mention is made on which numbering system I used. It would be expected that the same system that was used on good ol' Uncle Barney's name would be used but it can't be. Now it is changed to 95 by using the words 'one hundred sixty six. '.


Let's ignore the fact that 95 is conveniently tied in to Nad's name so he can tie that in again. He wouldn't intentionally change numbering systems because that would be just plain stupid.


One hundred sixty six in simple gematria is 257. Now to look for how 257 fits in to my life. The cosmic entities directed me to this for a reason. Maybe I had a previous street address of 257 Main Street.


Okay, but how do I know where this ends? What's the right number? All if them? Some of them? The last one? Can't be the first one only, Nad's already proven that. Can't be the last one only? Actually there is no last number since by damfil reasoning there is an infinite loop.


We last left off with 257 with tho example in simple gematria. Now by damfil repetition we calculate two hundred fifty seven to be 263. Repeat. Repeat again.


Here's the complete chain:


166, 257, 263, 285, 248, 265, 271, 276, 294, 279, 284, 266, 281, 240, 216, 228, 288, 255, 246, 216


And now the sequence 228-288-255-246-216 repeats itself. That's 19 different numbers to play with.


You've taken a parlor game like using a Ouija board to make these bizarre connections to personal life events. But since you can't push the planchette around to get the answer you want you just keep changing the rules.


That's why the Aarg system is great. Saves so much time you can instantly see the result without having to loop around.