After much research which involved copious amounts of diet Mountain Dew scanning through the quatrains of Nostradamus, the Rosetta Stone, the Encyclopedia Britannica and archived copies if the quarterly Borough newsletter it us obvious that Dan Behrendt of the Mindless Freaks blog and Youtube Channel is just dead wrong.
Cindy Stowell, Jeopardy! champion realm dud die from cancer. The proof is in the almighty source of Wordology. Numbers are meaningless. Now I've been trolled a lot about this and I'm surprised I have to explain it. Just watch the video I previously mentioned about learning the alphabet and it will all become clear.
Cindy Stowell died from colon cancer. The proof is in the name. Cindy can be rearranged to spell DINCY. (first PAL- see intro post) Obviously a reference to the yuppie term DINK, double income no kids. This is a reference to using her Jeopardy winnings as a second source of income to make money for cancer research. Stowell can be broken into Sto, a reference to stomach, and well. Her stomach was fine. It was another part of her digestive tract that was the problem.
She won six times. This is obviously meant to be taken as "sicks" times.
The last episode she was on and lost, she answered her last question on Final Jeopardy. I trust the finality of death is apparent.
Cindy was 41 years old. Forty-one. Or "For tea, one."- when going out for dinner she was the only one who drank tea. Everyone else drank coffee or soda (PAL).
Cindy had a car. Car backwards is RAC. Race car. Cindy was in a race against time against impending death. Notice that cancer is includes the letters of race in it.
Cindy answered a number of questions correctly while on pain medication. Number as in a numeral. Number as in something making you numb.
There are many, many more Wordology examples and we don't have the time to list all if them. So now let's turn our attention to the author of the "it's a fake" blog and video. Dan Behrendt.
Dan backwards is nad, short for gonad. Behrendt = Bare End.
A clear reference to Dan being a dick and an ass.
Numerology - Take off the -ology ending= NUMER. N,M,R and two vowels. The same as in the word moron. Clearly refers to anyone that believes in numerology is a moron.
Mindless Freaks- Mindless includes the letters that spell DENIM. Freaks includes SKARF. Obviously Dan was choked by a denim scarf and deprived of oxygen for a long enough time that he suffered brain damage.
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First real post epilogue. I wanted to take more time to mention my "cop out" comment in the Intro. The weakness of the numerology angle Dan uses is that its so wide open you can find any number you want in anything to support whatever bullshit theory you want to propose. This us akin to a psychic cold reading using what is called the Shotgun Approach. Or, throw enough shit against the wall and something will stick. I'm nit even sure that Dan's numerology is real or his own invention, so bizarre that other numerologists dismiss it. Doesn't matter. Either way it's all bullshit.
Had to end this with an epilogue. I wanted it to stick with you. Notice, the letters in GLUE can be found in EPILOGUE.
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